There is an acute shortage of COVID-19 vaccine in the country and citizens are freaking out because of it. Well, fret not! Author Berozgaar Bhakt has come to your rescue with his latest book titled “Cow? But How?!: 108 Points How Cow Dung And Gaumutra Cures Everything”.
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So, if you were worried about not getting the vaccine on time or getting infected with the novel coronavirus, this book is definitely going to ‘educate’ you about the ‘medicinal’ benefits of cow dung and urine. Sounds like a milestone in the field of medicine, right? We think so too!
The description of the book reads: “This book tries to explain how cow dung and gaumutra cures everything in India in 108 points!,” and we don’t know about you, but we are placing an order right away before it is removed from the website as it happened with the author’s previous book – “MASTERSTROKE: 420 Secrets That Helped PM In India’s Employment Growth!”
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The book’s cover features some cows and it has 25 pages. In fact, anyone above the age of 5 can read it. That sounds like a win-win because the sooner you teach children the benefits of cow dung and urine, the healthier they become as adults – physically as well as mentally.
The book is dedicated to “all those who got cured of various diseases using cow dung and cow urine.”
It even features a quote by Mr Albert Einstein which reads, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!”
Oh wait, but all of the book’s 25 pages are apparently blank! Maybe the author wants YOU to write down the ‘scientific’ benefits of cow excreta and share your knowledge with others. Or maybe you take it out as a diary and jot down the uses of cow dung and urine when a minister talks about it on national TV.
Do you think this is a moo point? Let’s ask Joey.
Grab it before it gets deleted!